Thursday, May 7, 2009

10 Reasons why its a WOMAN'S WORLD!!!

Disclaimer: I am not a Male chauvinist pig!!

From the beginning of time i.e right from ADAM and Eve, women have dominated the world and they continue doing so but they make it seem like they were the oppressed. They are the perfect example of opportunists. They act weak and equal based on the situation they are put in. 10 reasons why its more of a woman's world than a man's world!!

1. It is true that women are physically weaker, but they can do anything that a man can or rather make a man do anything that is physically possible!!

2. They always take credit for a Man's achievements and ergo " Behind every successful man, there is a woman."(personal thought - that is BULLSH*T)

3. If ever there was an argument or quarrel between a man and a woman, the viewers always tend to take the woman's side!!! WTF??

4. It is a necessity for man to be successful or at least get a job in order to survive, but for a woman, they can just lazy around. All they have to do marry a rich successful guy and be a HOUSEWIFE to survive

5. There are always incentives for a woman wherever we go, at least in India. Seats in bus, compartments in train etc etc..

6. If a couple is divorced, the woman ends up getting everything and more importantly the man has to keep paying for the woman's needs till she ends up preying on another innocent victim, I believe the word is Alimony.

7. A woman slaps a man, its no big deal or rather he is made fun of but vice versa, he ends up behind bars.

8. Every Night club in the world have a ladies night at least every month. Ever heard of Guys night?!!..Not that i am campaigning for a gay night but still a very valid point. Think about it!

9. They have woman's right activists everywhere who protect the interest of woman all around the globe. What about the protection of Men and their rights?!!

10. woman can look at boobs whenever they want.. and that is not referred as oogling.. and besides they also have the privelege of having MULTIPLE Orgasms which we men, can never enjoy!!!..(Thank you shammil for ur kind words of wisdom..lol..)


Women are the most unpredictable beings on this planet!! They are the sole reason Murphy's law came into existence! The guys who treat women like crap end up getting them, If by any chance, you end up saying those three words to a girl, she ends up walking out the door faster than if she catches you in bed with a farm animal! So much is the deviation in their thinking that many great people quoted on them. My favorite one is the one by Oscar wilde.

Oscar wilde- “How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”

I could not agree more with the above statement. I bet if you were a guy you would agree too. ladies hmm..I am not so sure..never been sure about them and never will either!!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Disclaimer : Any names having any resemblance to real person, living or dead is purely coincidental. :D

Anonymous said...

haha..shammil!!...NICE TRY!!! Abhilash Ratted u out man!!...

Mohammed Shamil said...
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Inos said...

nice one ;)

Jocelyn said...

first f all....u ARE a male chauvinist pig!!

yeah...sumtyms..v do get a bit more priorities n considerations n stuff...but der r sensible reasonin to all f em...
k..am gonna go in order to ur shitass points alrite??...

1.since v women 'CNT' do everythin physically possible...v ask u'll...(k i dnt see da harm in dis...b a bit mor broad minded....ass!)

2.for dat sayin...tank ur mom...dnt u think ur successful in a wy bcoz f her??...u think u wud even exist w/o her??...n der r many xamples as 2 y t's said dat wy...

3.dats nt always tru...wat rubbish!!...it cud either happen dat way cz guys tend to b a bit more aggresive durin arguments...majority f men tend to start gettin physical if dey dnt get dey'r way...havent u heard bout da abuse rates goin high???

4.Dat is absoulte bullshit!!...havent i tld u bout da ppl livin sumwhere in finland or poland...sumwhere...der men actually sit at home n take care f da kids..n da women go 4 wrk...see..t's a matter f choice...n how many women do u se nw dat r housewives??...well if der r den t's either cz da husband doesnt hav a prob...or he dislyks his wife wrkin cz he's got a f*ckin ego dat he shud b da best...t's u guys who decides dat...

5.k..dis 1s cz u men tend to harass us women wen v jus stand in da bus r da train...n hav no f*ckin regret bout it n tend to enjoy it...(bloody pigs!)...ders neva been a situation wen females pinch or jus bump in2 guys nw...is der????...n t's jus one compartment v hav(in da case f a train)...da rest f da train is available rite??den Y DA HELL R U COMPLAININ??..n in da case f da bus..women tend to get tierd faster dan men...dats all...

6.k..dis is cz t's much easier 4 a guy to live alone..dat is after da divorce...he can go..do any kind f job available jus to liv...wheras 4 a female...ts tougher...

7.we need respect!!...women dnt jus 'simply' slap men...drs alwys a gud reason to it

8.if u really wanna hav a guys nite...den fite 4 it...try to go n ask 4 it...no1s complainin???...evrythin cnt b jus done 4 u nw..cn it??...i'm sure wen clubs had actually begun..der wsnt ne gurls nite n stuff...obviously many women went n askd 4 it n voted upon it n stuff...(btw..i seriously dunno y u want a guys nite!!...wierdo!)

9.dis is almost da same thin as da above..no1s tellin u nt 2 start a mens right protectn shit...go ahead...jus cz u guys cudnt think f it 1st u dnt hav2 cry bout it..or rather complain bout it...

10.hmm....dats jus da way it is...wen women look at boobs...nuthin really 'bad' runs across our minds...whereas its completly da opposite 4 men...cumon...u guys think so sick most f da tyms...n bout da multiple orgasm...HAH!!

n fyi....during da indian old ages...women wer put dwn sooo much...men jus married women cz dey wantd sum1 2 cook 4 em n produce kids(slaves in short)...it ws alwys a mens wrld den...n havent u heard bout fa female infanticide??huh...huh???...EXACTLY!...do u think women came up with dat???...dnt tok bout it bein a womens wrld...well nt as yet...after all we'v gone thru 4 all dese yrs...isn't it fair 4 us to ask 4 our rights???...many guys jus tend to go out with a gurl...use her...dump her n den go lukin 4 anoder...well yeah der r females who hav startd dat nw too...but u kno xactly who startd it 1st...so obviously t's coz f u men!...
n lastly ...n da most important thin is...women hav da ability to b mothers...if u cud go thru da suffocations 4 nine months...n da torture at da end f it...i wudnt mind givin u sum consideration...u think t's ez 2 b a mom??...u think men take up da chores to do at home??...how often in a house do u see ppl eat food if da mom doesnt start cookin or take da initiative??...so she'll hav to do da house chores...take care f da kids...n do her job(if she has ne)...cumon..luk at ur mom...n dnt u think she's done a wonderfull job??...(k...nt in ur case...but luk at ur brothers)...

der r so many many many reasons as 2 y t's alwys been a mens wrld...t'll take soo long to finish...n since t's ur blog...t's alrite...dnt wanna steal ur spotlight or nethin...

so jus SHUTUP n think twice b4 u tok or write CRAP!!

joanna said...

kool...jocy it is really kool in wat u wirte yar...!u got jacked guys...noone can beat women in anyway...i hope u guys get de DAMN POINT!lol...

angad said...

haha...sure abt the disclaimer?!

Slept in thought said...

i think for the sake of argument u guys should read a bit of Gramsci too.. its a good read.. will make u wonder about both sides of the argument..
Jocelyn would re-think her words.. and abhi would just think..

have fun if u ever read it..

trisha... said...
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trisha... said...

have read most of the stuff in there so many times elsewhere :P
about #10, we could also come up with similar complaints but no thank you! :P
but #1..lol...that's the winner ;)

Mon Espace said...

arguments that have been pointed out before..arguments that have been replied to before...

i hardly agree with anything u pointed out, and don't intend to clarify, coz its a long tedious process and im just plain lazy (now add that to ur list :P)..but the first one..haha..so true :D

Another Blogger said...

Dude!!!!!!
WTF has happened to you?
You have to do better than this. This post is definitely not worth a comment - the same old man v/s women stuff. Youve got to be more innovative here. This is supposed to be my one way ticket to infinity! And for god's sake stop bickering about being a male. If you feel so bad about it I can perform a sex change operation for you in six years time for a special discount - what say? :)

G3 said...

way 2 go jocelin...!!
abhilash...dis CANNOT b ur best..!!