10 Reasons why its a WOMAN'S WORLD!!!

Disclaimer: I am not a Male chauvinist pig!!

From the beginning of time i.e right from ADAM and Eve, women have dominated the world and they continue doing so but they make it seem like they were the oppressed. They are the perfect example of opportunists. They act weak and equal based on the situation they are put in. 10 reasons why its more of a woman's world than a man's world!!

1. It is true that women are physically weaker, but they can do anything that a man can or rather make a man do anything that is physically possible!!

2. They always take credit for a Man's achievements and ergo " Behind every successful man, there is a woman."(personal thought - that is BULLSH*T)

3. If ever there was an argument or quarrel between a man and a woman, the viewers always tend to take the woman's side!!! WTF??

4. It is a necessity for man to be successful or at least get a job in order to survive, but for a woman, they can just lazy around. All they have to do marry a rich successful guy and be a HOUSEWIFE to survive

5. There are always incentives for a woman wherever we go, at least in India. Seats in bus, compartments in train etc etc..

6. If a couple is divorced, the woman ends up getting everything and more importantly the man has to keep paying for the woman's needs till she ends up preying on another innocent victim, I believe the word is Alimony.

7. A woman slaps a man, its no big deal or rather he is made fun of but vice versa, he ends up behind bars.

8. Every Night club in the world have a ladies night at least every month. Ever heard of Guys night?!!..Not that i am campaigning for a gay night but still a very valid point. Think about it!

9. They have woman's right activists everywhere who protect the interest of woman all around the globe. What about the protection of Men and their rights?!!

10. woman can look at boobs whenever they want.. and that is not referred as oogling.. and besides they also have the privelege of having MULTIPLE Orgasms which we men, can never enjoy!!!..(Thank you shammil for ur kind words of wisdom..lol..)


Women are the most unpredictable beings on this planet!! They are the sole reason Murphy's law came into existence! The guys who treat women like crap end up getting them, If by any chance, you end up saying those three words to a girl, she ends up walking out the door faster than if she catches you in bed with a farm animal! So much is the deviation in their thinking that many great people quoted on them. My favorite one is the one by Oscar wilde.

Oscar wilde- “How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”

I could not agree more with the above statement. I bet if you were a guy you would agree too. ladies hmm..I am not so sure..never been sure about them and never will either!!

The 'Righteous' wrong and the 'fallacious' fact

"Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly"-
Francis Bacon.

From most people's view, I would say the past 2 months of my life has been governed by this quote. I frantically find myself at a place that I never imagined I would be. If I were to be compared with myself now and two years ago, the change is clearly discernible. The change in my perspective is the most significant of them all. Well, the important question I asked myself was " AM I UNHAPPY WITH THIS?!"

I would be lying if I said I was least bothered about this. Well, I was bothered because the society was!! I felt like they were conspicuously plotting against me. Everywhere I went I could see people smiling or greeting me but as soon as I turned my back, I could visualize them murmuring and gossiping. At first, I thought I was just being paranoid, but when I realized word was spreading fast and when certain of my "close" friends came and asked me if the things that they had heard were true. Well, that is when I realized that my instincts were always good!!

The fact of the matter is "Nobody can define RIGHT or WRONG perfectly!!" To some people, Drinking, Thinking green all are just another way of killing time. "Hobby" or "Past time" is what they refer it to as! To others it is the greatest evil known to mankind making them malevolent towards those who perform the above cited rituals. While there are still another set of people who change their opinion from one group to another supporting the majority in the group(SPINELESS CUM BAGS!!).

Well, Most of us come into one of the above mentioned categories. So I ask u again "Who among us can say what is Right and Wrong?!!" it is so evident that all the three groups are flawed in their own way.

"RIGHT" AND "WRONG" is a matter of perspective. It is not fixed. It varies with people. One man's Right maybe another man's Wrong. If Right and wrong were fixed, then Earth would have been equivalent to Heaven.

So The change that I have undergone, for the better or worse?! Truth of the matter is I really Do not know what the majority opinion is!! All I can say is that your life revolves around you and not around other people and their opinions " YOU ARE THE MASTER OF YOUR LIFE, LOVE, LAUGHTER, FATE and DEEDS, SO LIVE YOUR LIFE TO YOUR FANCIES AND WHIMS"

Feelings Undiminished!!

"A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREVER!" said John Keats! In one of my previous posts I had stated that "Nothing lasts forever!!" and I still stand by that!! At least till I am not proved otherwise!!

                        A few days back, I saw something beautiful!! It was not the first time I have seen ‘it’. I have always thought of ‘it’ to be wonderful and beautiful but I was never sure! I thought that there would always be ‘something’ or ‘someone’ else in this world that would or could replace ‘it’!!

                       Clad in a layer of saffron and red, ‘It’ was like the warmth of the sun in a cold and chilly place! An Oasis in a dry and barren land. Light in a dark and haunted place. The mere sight brought a smile on my face filling my heart with eternal bliss. I have never been out of words (VIVAS & interviews excluded) but the only word that came out of my mouth was “WOW”! I desperately tried to think of other words but my mind was fixed at the sight! My eyes refused to move away! I yearned for ‘it’ to be mine forever. That moment was also the first time that my helplessness made me happy!

                Like I said, its been a few days!! But the sight still remains intact. I feel all the same emotions whenever I think about it! Its like having a DEJAVU every time I think about it! To be frank, I love this feeling. I have thought about 'it' at least 10 times over the past 3 days. I simply wish  this would last forever even if it means I would be wrong in making that statement which would consequently turn out to be fallacious.

                        As expected, Most of you will be wondering ‘what’ or ‘who’ the word ‘it’ refers to! As far as I am concerned, I find it pleasing to leave things at this. So I leave that to you!! Use your Imagination and Substitute ‘it’ with whatever you please while I drown in this ocean of perpetual felicitousness.