THE GREATEST SUPERPOWER?!!

"Which is the best superpower ever?!!" ... Is it being invisible? or being stronger than a bull? or being faster than light? or knowing wat a woman think?!! [Yes, i consider that as a super power and so does 99 % of the men in this world!!..no offence ladies!!..:P..]

This question has always occured to me. But today was the first day I was actually "jobless" enough to ponder over it.(trust me ..nothin better came up!!..All my friends went to sleep leaving me with an option of either sleeping or doing something wierd! And to my surprise, I chose the latter). It was after one hour of "Imaginative and hypothetical" league matches between super heroes (All in my head) that finally a victor arrived. The victor's super power was that he could bend space and time continuum. And yes, he kicked the living shit out of the likes of Batman, Spiderman, Superman and all those other marvel comic super heroes.

Well, I remember the first time I actually got this concept was when I saw some series called Time Warrior on KTV 2.... for those who dont know KTV- Kuwait TV channel. They come as three separate channels. Channel 2 is awesome(just like me)..Channel 1 only comes in fucked up Arabic that even Arabs dont understand and channel 3 was just sports mainly soccer with the commentator yelling God's name each time the ball was kicked..anyways I used to love that show. I used to watch it religiously every week. I often wondered if the stationery shop next to my house had any of those kinds of watches, shades or absolutely any device that gave me this particular power cos if they did..Trust me I would definitely be interested..;)

Well..The 10 Reasons why I would love to have that power!

1. Making two days of every week disappear from my calender namely Monday and Wednesday due to the ridiculously hectic schedule I have on those days.

2. Hate studying. Hate exams even more. Hence, prefer getting the question paper way before the exams!!..so less study & a 9.0 GPA (everyone that matters are happy then!!..:P..)

3. Be anywhere I want to at anytime I want to with anyone I want to. The converse also applies here.

4. Have Multiple dates on the same day, same place and at the same time without being caught.(I jus love the thought!!..;) )

5. Bring Hitler all the way from [1935, Germany] to [2008,Kerala] and convince him that the hartals, bandhs and strikes were all Jewish customs.

6. Waste a lot of time without actually wasting it.

7. Choose the winning numbers for a freelotto coupon and hence win a million dollars.

8. Shirk Responsibilities. I am still a kid at heart. I am definitely not ready for a job or parenting yet.

9. Kick Usain Bolt's ass in a 100 metres race and win a gold medal for India in a track event at the Olympics which is scheduled to be held in 2012.

10. Arrive to the end of a TV series without having to wait so long.("tv series" implies only to english here..mallu serials have no end..even people with time bending powers are helpless there)


So there You have it...Having a power like this is really cool..but Do you really think its worth risking our normal ordinary lives, the lives ,which we have now, in which we are not treated as some freak, but as normal youths and teenagers or most importantly as normal human beings..

lol..Who am i kidding?!! Ofcourse, its worth it. Everyone except that WUSS Clark Kent (from smallville) would say that.

I really wish i had the above mentioned power or absolutely any power, just so that I can stick out of the crowd. I also wish I could end this post now by saying something cool like "GO GET YOUR SUPERPOWER TODAY!!" or "TIME OUT!!"..but that would sound so fucking lame in this context and also at this point of time. so I think I will rather stop with a full STOP instead.